P1 Ticket

A giant Penis head masquerading as a person

Mr. Gates sure is a P1 Ticket today, he may be on his period.

by Ohyeahthatsthespot August 9, 2021

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.

The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.

by anonymous March 7, 2022

OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army

Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up

by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.

“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023