Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit

"I love Mark simmons, he is my dad"

by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020

Crinkle mark

Crinkle Mark
When a animal, most likely a dog, backs his anus into your pants, accidentally making a wet poo impression on your leg.

"Gross, Wolfgang just backed his ass into my knee and left a Crinkle Mark on my new jeans!"

by Twinstar1 June 14, 2016

Mark Zuckeroink

That one pig from angry birds 2 the movie that looks like mark zuckerburg. so he gets the nickname of Mark Zuckeroink.

Person 1: what's is your favorite angry birds 2 the movie character
Person 2: Mark Zuckeroink of course

by CHESTA CHOMPER December 15, 2020

mr mark

that one gay teacher you have who has anger issues and needs to go to therapy

'i hate mr mark, hes super gay and such an asshole'

by fabdaydarlinguwontknowme October 11, 2021

Mark zuckerberg

Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.

Mark Zuckerberg likes your Facebook status.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

skid marks

Shit stains left on the butt area of the underwear.Do to a wet fart,diarrhea,or an incomplete wiping of the butthole after defecation.

The skid marks left on Bob's underwear annoyed Mary who was doing the laundry.

by MmmmdoubleuW May 29, 2015

butt marks

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove

Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.

by dwayne May 12, 2004