Media Puppet

Anyone who believes everything they hear negative or positive on social media , news or talk shows about a particular person. They rely on how the masses feel about a certain person to decide if they are likable.
The tonight shows monologe was ripping on " John Doe" tonight and everyone cheered. Must be a croud of Media Puppets!
by shucky April 24, 2023
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Finger puppet

When a girl is giving you head and fingering your butt hole at the same time
Tonight I'm going to make Matt my finger puppet
by Mofugger333 July 8, 2015
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Puppeting

To use a dead animal (usually a small one) as a condom.
Bro 1: YO CAN I START PUPPETING YOU?
Bro 2: YES BRO! GET THAT DEAD SQUIRREL!
by PleaseForgiveMeLord August 6, 2025
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Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.
"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?
by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009
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Junk puppet

A name given to an individual who will like a puppet can be controlled by drugs or money to jump on anyone's junk.
The 49th man in line spat on the junk puppets gaping arse!
by P4n1k November 20, 2019
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When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
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puppet theory

Removing emotions from all relationships and manipulating a person or a group of people to have them as puppets to allow benefit for yourself or for a certain cause.

This can involve forging personal relationships and all interactions to sway things in your favor.
Greg used the puppet theory so he could get all of his workers to believe he is the greatest boss in the building.
by michaela45 February 24, 2019
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