drop the kids off at the pool 

Drop the kids off at the pool= another phrase for taking a crap.

Ill be right back, iv got to drop the kids off at the pool.

drop the kids off at the pool by CRC December 7, 2007

is the pope catholic? 

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
This nonsense retort to a stupid or rhetorical question is often mixed with another popular expression - "does a bear shit in the woods?" - to produce variants like "is the bear catholic? does the Pope do it in the woods?"

"Did she come on to me?" he said. "Hey, is the Pope Catholic? Is Bill Gates rich? Of course she came on to me."

The little boy's father walked into the kitchen and asked his son if he was ready to do some fishing. "Does the Pope live in the woods? Is the bear Catholic?" the little boy answered.

is the pope catholic? by Colourful English May 16, 2006

the poop 

A less explicit version of "the shit", but with the xact same meaning.

Aww man! That car is THE POOP!

the poop by Lonnie January 21, 2004

The Polyphonic Spree 

The most amazing band ever. Consisting of 20 something members playing nearly every instrument known to man (including the thermin!).

Large group of loud people

The Polyphonic Spree by Drake May 5, 2005

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet by joshuah! September 28, 2006

Poke The Poodle

the maxim that even the most docile, good-natured person, when provoked enough, will snap at you & go postal. Similar to a young child poking at a poodle-eventually the poodle will rear back, show it's teeth and sink it's jaws into the child's flesh in anger.

Poor little Timmy, may he rest in peace. He'd still be with us on this side of the dirt if his mom didn't stop paying attention to him while he was poking that poodle. Man, I've never seen that much blood & guts-his mom must be so sad. I've always said, "Timmy, don't poke the poodle"

Poke The Poodle by Bangboy December 29, 2009

Up The Pooper 

to engage in giving or taking up it the arse
also to insert stuff up there too.

Guy1: hey did you know that Jadan's gay?

Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.

Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!

Up The Pooper by PieMast3r March 9, 2010