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Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
by Martoon32 March 20, 2021
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Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024
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Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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sir deal

An expression of satisfaction or relief after something good happens. Commonly used by Christian and Eli in the "Christian's Arcade Adventures" YouTube videos
Person 1: "What would you do if you won that arcade game?"

Person 2: "Well, that would be an incredible Sir deal!"
by RamRanch18 November 17, 2023
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sweet deal

Two words that a nice teacher named Mark says. They mean something that is poggers/something good that happens to you.
I just got a new car. That's a sweet deal
by plantz June 18, 2021
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Dealing with people

Go fuck yourself Dr. K I sincerely hope killing this kid is the impetus for your suicide.
Hym "No. I'm tired of dealing with people. If I don't get the money and the credit I'm going to kill a child and myself and I'm not improving anything until I get both."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2024
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