Tum-dick-tongue

When you eat some Tums and your mouth is left with a dick-flavoured residue.

Oh I have the worst tum-dick-tongue this morning.

by Gerald G. Geoffrey January 31, 2019

Bite my Tongue at You

Holding back whatever the individual wanted to say (insult) by biting their tongue.

Form of holding back and insulting someone without actually saying the insult intended.
Often used because the insult is too hard-hitting to be used.

"I bite my tongue at you sir."

by Mehaljebro April 22, 2019

Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.

“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

by lairec ocx July 16, 2022

mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!

Mama no tengo hambre comere mas tarde, is a common used sentence when trying to get someone to eat their Frijoles (beans)
This sentence should only be used in controversial contexts.

- Mijo, come get your frijoles
- sorry my mom wants me to eat dinner
- "mama! no tengo hambre comere mas tarde! later!"

*smoke alarm going off*

by lucaca November 30, 2022

clicking of the tongue

When speaking one might click their tongue indicating what they are going to say next will be legendary.

*click* (clicking of the tongue)"So this bitch decided she wanted to swing at me...."

by Clownsighting2016 January 5, 2017

Yo La Tengo

A lo-fi, indie group that takes many cues from "The Velvet Underground."

Although their respective sounds are similar, they are by no means to be confuse with one another.

More often than not, they come up with some great names for songs....take "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House" as one such example of their titiling prowess.

"I felt truly cheated after buy Yo La Tengo's records."

by Magmeezie August 29, 2003

tongue punch

The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.

I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!

by matumus February 2, 2010