A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died
by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

by Ex_cerpt October 23, 2019

by Kadesgotstds69 April 18, 2021

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.
“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”
by Deadgod December 7, 2023

Person 1: Whos that over there?
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.
by cartywarty November 18, 2023
