Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>

by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

the lie is cast

A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".

Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?

Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.

by maximthemagnificent May 1, 2014

Declan Lie

A lie that is typically very absurd, but very obviously a lie.

He said he beat battle-toads on his first try, it's obviously a Declan lie.

by californiagirl33 December 7, 2016

Drink, Swear, Steal and Lie

I was 12 when daddy said to me
"Don't take to drinking, boy
That road don't lead nowhere
And don't you ever let me hear you swear
Don't you dare"
He told me, "Stealing's a lazy man's way
Something for nothing leaves you hell to pay
So don't buy into it
And then you can look the whole world in the eye"
Honey, I've tried
But since I met you, girl
I've been breaking every rule
I must confess, I'm just a back sliding fool
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Last night I threw away the 12 step book
I finally faced the fact that I am hooked on you
There's nothing more that I can do
Ain't no use
'Cause every time I see your angel face
My halo disappears without a trace
I swear
Girl, I'd admit I haven't got a prayer
But I don't care
I know this ain't exactly how I was raised
But heaven help me, honey
I ain't changing my ways
I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie

I want to drink from your loving cup
Swear I'll never give you up
Steal all your kisses underneath the moon
I wanna lie here close to you
Look at what you made me do
Darling, you're the reason why
I drink, swear, steal and lie
Drink, swear, steal and lie

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Miller lie

Lying about something stupid and random for absolutely no reason other than to be a fucking troll

Miller: did you hear that Ken Carson dropped a new song with the rock?
John: wait fr?
Miller: nah I’m just playing
John: now that’s a miller lie

by Oberationz April 23, 2025

Angle Lie

Angle Lie is like Ain't gonna lie. But if it had more of a Gen-Z taste.

"Bro angle lie, this game is hard."

by LilTonkyTam September 27, 2022