When you have a naked girl at the top of a staircase, stick it in her ass, then ride her down the steps.
by allaboutsexacts February 12, 2011
I lubbed up the phone with tobassco sauce and placed it in Jon's anus. Me and the boys call it the Texas Chillibowl! :D
by ohbaaaby2010 August 10, 2010
The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.
I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.
by Damian/Ryan April 22, 2007
Rotate your hips to get your partially limp dick twirling in a 360 degree pattern, then move in and start slapping this whirlwind on your laying woman's forehead.
by TheMoneyShot May 19, 2006
When your banging a girl doggy style then lift her up by her arms and run around, banging her into shit like bookcases and chairs.
My girl got knocked out when I texas snowplowed her into the refrigerator, so I decided to finish the job myself.
by Leeroy Smithington August 03, 2006
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The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.
by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 13, 2011