Taste of Hanoi

Vietnamese theme resturant where food is prepared at your table similar to Benihana's. While guests are waiting for a table the ladies are striped naked & placed in a small wooden crate. Gentelmen are seated on a dirt floor with a wicker basket placed over their heads, then filled with live rats. When your table is ready your hands are tied behind your back & then lead thru a low narrow dirt tunnel with live bamboo vipers nailed to the celing. The main dining room is basicly a large outdoor bamboo cage. Several drums of burning karosene are placed around the room & helicopters can be heard off in the distance along with intermitent small-arms fire. The smell of napalm & human waste can be found in the air. When your chef arives a waterbuffalo is hearded to the table & shot several times in the head with an AK-47. Guests are alowed to cut there own steaks from the beast. Waiters speak little english & mostly yell in vietnamese periodicly inserting a heavily accented 'GOD DAMN GI.' Often one person at the table is singled out & repeatedly struck in the head with a cane pole. Customers are served a variety of drinks served in a cup with chiped ice & shards of broken glass. During the meal guests are seranaded by a NVA genaral who shouts communist propaganda thru a bull horn. After paying the bill, you receive a Metal of Honor for geting your family released.

After eating at Taste of Hanoi I have a new respect for American Vetrans.

by Socata September 7, 2007

taste like strawberries

the womans heat taste so sweet its almost as good as a strawberry

man 1: wow it tastes so sweet..taste like strawberries

by niall william horan January 20, 2021

Fan-fucking-tastic

Something that is so good, you need the extra umph! in it.

How was the movie?
It was fan-fucking-tastic!

by Pepper005 November 23, 2010

taste

Being able to distinguish the good of something from the bad as far as quality and excellence is concerned (i.e. music, clothes). Often people accuse others of having bad taste simply because they don't comply with the masses of automatons who listen and wear the same stuff so as not to be looked down as having "bad taste." It's all a bit of a double-edged sword.

Taste is the measuring stick for how "in fashion" you are to the current fad.

by the shredder February 13, 2005

Tastycakes

An adjective, meaning something is of excellent quality, soft and moist with a creamy centre

That's a totally tastycakes plan!

by ggbrosfan March 4, 2010

tastee

A girl who is incredibly attractive, to the point that you would eat her if she was a fruit.

"Damn that honey is fly"
"No brotha man that fine bitch is tastee!"

by Aaron Lynn April 3, 2003

something dont taste right in the kool-aid

Something doesnt sound right with the situation...esp. used for situations where someone is lyin or bullshittin and shit.

Dude:"ey girl whats the address I gotta meet you at"

Girl: I don't know. Im at my friends house!

Dude: "well ask your friend, then!"

Girl: "She doesn't know either!"

Other dude thats listening: "Ey dawg something dont taste right in the kool-aid. How could she not know the address where she at?!"

by bojzzle August 23, 2007