Swasiland Big Mac

A swasiland hamburger is the latest entry into the long chain of sickening sexual acts (eg: Arabian Goggles, Danish Teabag) It consists of freeze drying a shit and popping it inside a presented hole. Its origin is unknown, no on knows why we pinned this one on swasilanders, but it rolls off the tongue nicely!

"I slapped my Swasiland Big Mac between her buns"

by Bladecatcher January 8, 2007

swedish massage

another way to describe being either being beaten to within an inch of one life, or being rounded up and shot down.

if ya don't have my money by tomorrow, i'll be doin the Swedish Massage on yo ass.

by International Bad Boy August 22, 2004

Swedish Bagel

A sexual encounter that occurs when you get sloppy seconds and you use the first guys creampie (He left it, so he wont need it anyway.) as lubrication for the female recipiant's anus.

"Hey, Francine."
"Yes, Jack?"
"Since Charles just got done, I was wondering if I could Interest you in a Swedish Bagel."

by psyk0b0y November 24, 2006

Swedish Snowcone

when an ice-cold needle punctures you in the ass in the perfect spot that it will come out the hole in your penis

he screamed when the gave him a swedish snowcone

by ojadshjfgajozhg'pghasouxfghov August 17, 2011

swedish

A person who lives in Sweden.
Is proud of his/her country because of all the wars it had hundreds of years ago and doesnt like the fact it has been neutral after that.
Thinks he is tough, though people in neighbor countries (Norway, Finland, Denmark) thinks he is a queer due to his language, attitude and physique.
Only one in the world thinking he is the one living in cold country and drinking booze better than anyone else. (everyone else connects this as an explanation of a finn).

-Where you from?
-Im swedish!
-Lmao

by apeema September 11, 2008

Swedish Yo-yo

The Swedish Yo-yo is when somebody takes a hot load of spunk in their mouth and stands over another person. Then the person with the man mustard in their mouth starts to slowly drip the cum out of their mouth, then slurps it back up.

Alex: Dude, Amanda was doing the Swedish Yo-yo above me lastnite, and she didnt slurp it up in time so I got my own man jizz all over my face.

by Derek H. aka xmypantsx September 26, 2008

swedish berries

A common British euphemism for the substance Mephedrone, aka 4-methylmethcathinone. The surge in media interest in the drugs led to users searching for a new name for the "legal high".

"Hey mate, you scored any swedish berries?"

by oxymoronical April 4, 2010