Statusize

To make something a status on any form of social media post

Friend- Bro, I fried my bakes with rass oil..they have such a wonderful smell and for some reason the same cloud keeps precipitating on my house!

Me- Loool, that's craazzzy. I'll screenshot this and statusize it

by RJ758 November 16, 2018

Statusoli

• The typical guy who updates his status like a train

• Someone or everyone who addicted to update status

Statusholic

• He is a statusoli.
• Statusoli want the photoes of famous people.

by R'fangilam January 7, 2020

statunitian

US citizen, alternative version of United Statian. Probably generated in a Spanish forum as translation of estaunidense.

That girl is a statunitian, she doesn't know how to dance salsa.

The people in the house next are a statunitian family.

by Mango Jhon February 20, 2020

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009

Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010