SAFE

Scaled Agile FramEwork: A system for people who want to be waterfall whilst pretending to be agile.

Hey, your team is agile, right? Can you plan this story into your next sprint for me?
Nah, sorry, we're SAFE. I can't do it for the next 6 sprints.

by scrummy_scrummy_scrummy November 29, 2018

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The SAFE

The SAFE was Straight Allies For Equality, is now Seattle Allies For Equality and still SAFE. The SAFE is a new religion based around the world we live in today; UP2D8 (Up to date), while blending Equality, Consent and Dancing. SAFE encourages its members, known as Equality ENFORCERS, to love the fear out of hate while they spread the SAFE.

Brief Encounters' Bad Boys of Social Justice spread The SAFE when they shwayng.

by The SAFE October 9, 2013

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Snake Safe

A Urethra storage compartment

“I heard they check your asshole when you go to prison, so I’ll just put my meth in my snake safe”

by JonG69 November 11, 2018

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HSRS or human safety restraint system

The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.

My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.

by T in VA March 29, 2009

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I Safe! You Safe! We Safe!

A half-broken English slogan used by construction companies in Singapore to remind their workers to be accident-conscious—zero success is the goal to preventing any casualties, accidents, or deaths.

If a grammatically incorrect slogan can get people to stop and comment, its impact in conveying the intended message is likely to be greater—I Safe! You Safe! We Safe! looks like a potential winner.

by MathPlus June 8, 2017

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