brown sticking

Any act that yields an end result of poop on the penis. Some associate brown sticking with Fecalbateing of course this the most desirable form of pleasure. Mostly this lingo is heard used by underground poo enthusiasts who have had to conceal there daily rituals because of the closed minded sheep of the eastern shore-board.

Thanks for Brown sticking My Thinger in the car on the way home last nite. I Love the BROWN HAND EMPLOYMENT you offer my bits! THANKS MOMMA POPPA!

by SCOTT ` June 7, 2007

calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.

I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

by lismo September 24, 2009

Auction Stalking

Watching an auction that you never intend to participate in, just to see how high it will go.

Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!

Person 2: How do you know it went that high?

Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!

by Lillyblume December 21, 2010

Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.

A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.

by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011

lily smacking

Bull frog smacking off rock

Women eating and enjoying another's women's vagina,

Juicing or wetting smoke

The kids sure hooked and lined and *lily smacking" that frog

I just finish "lily smacking"that hottie

Are you finished "lily smacking" that smoke

by j.i.e.l April 20, 2021

Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.?

A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.

"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.

by pwvl September 15, 2010

Stackin

tits, face, and ass; the all around package of a lumptuous body. (to describe GIRLS only)

"Dang! that girl's stackin!"

by Farmer 6 April 29, 2010