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Squirrel Man 

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
Squirrel Man by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020

squirrel necklace

A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!

Squirrel woman 

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel
Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

Squirrel Hunter 

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.
Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.
Squirrel Hunter by blaytard November 2, 2021

Squirrel Puffin 

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
Squirrel Puffin by IIT41II November 5, 2021

Squirrel fart 

The act of blundering, something ,an act or a task at hand completely even though the task is obvious/easy ;due to the lack of surroundings or mindfulness
For example~He studied for a wrong test dude that's a complete squirrel fart
Squirrel fart by IAmAnoMinOs December 29, 2021