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jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.
Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!
by Chew baca September 10, 2013
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green hat squad

A squad of gay chinese hill billy cunts that have sketchy names, wear green hats and gang up to anal rape male children/adults.
Mr. Willams : hey sonny boy.

Little johnny : Help
Mr. Willams : *whisles*
* green hat squad comes out bushes, trees and garbage cans*
Little johnny: HELP!!!
by Green hat squad May 16, 2016
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driver harassment squad

The bad drivers/bikers/pedestrians you always seem to encounter especially on the commute home after a long aggravating day at work. They always seem to wait just for you to get in your car and start driving.
Squad leader radios everyone: "Ok take your places he's getting in his car now"

Today on my commute home i encountered an oblivious person starting to cross the road in front of me and had to slam on my brakes like they waited just for me to approach even though there were no cars behind me, then I got stuck behind a tourist going 20 miles below the speed limit, after that i encoundered five unnecessary red lights, got stuck behind three buses, two trains and a drawbridge. The driver harassment squad is out in full force for me today, great job everyone!
by pctv guy January 29, 2018
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Caleb Protection Squad

The "Caleb Protection Squad" is a group chat for fans of "Caleb Finn". They are very wholesome and drama free. They have their own server on Caleb Finn's discord as well!
Have you heard of the Caleb Protection Squad?
Yea! They're a group chat for fans of Caleb Finn!
by lori_b_788 November 8, 2019
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the.melon.squad

A tiktoker who posts joke gacha videos known as the.melon.squad usually posting videos of a character named melon or Monika.
Have you seen the.melon.squad's videos? Their so funny! You should follow them
by Melon and Monika June 28, 2021
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Squally

Man she a squally!
Where the squallies at?
Dumb squally.
by asaprodney December 31, 2013
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