When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!
Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?
Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*
Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011
Get the Snot funny mug.When you’re about to cum in her mouth and you hit her with the “rehehehehe” when she’s not expecting it and she blows it out of her nose.
by derrikson September 19, 2022
Get the Scooby Snot mug.when you laugh through your nose and snot comes out.
People usually try to cover it up but everyones can see and hear a snot lol.....
People usually try to cover it up but everyones can see and hear a snot lol.....
by Jazbob January 16, 2011
Get the snot lol mug.The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
Get the Crotch Snot mug.Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Get the snot swab mug.A slimy, viscous string of nose cheese, the consistency of craft glue or thick maple syrup, that has a pleasantly elastic quality to it, allowing you to bounce it up and down from the end of your finger like a yo-yo. Best experienced only with close friends and family, not suitable for parties or somber gatherings.
by Charlie77 October 11, 2018
Get the Snot Yo-yo mug.When someone sneezes but the snot has high velocity cause it to fly either to the otherwise of the face or across the room.
by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014
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