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Snailboy

When someone is slow and when they droll every drop is connected in a line like a snails trail. They are healthy but slow at eating but they have mondo dukes. Also a snailboy only slides.
Look at that boy Tom, what a snail. That snail has a trail Tom. He is such a snailboy.
by Mondo Candle July 9, 2018
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Snail Trail

When a bitch gets a phat fucking load in her coochie and scoots around and leaves a snail trail
Graham was feelin too good in the cooch and decided not to pull out, Kamy then proceeded to scoot on the ground after the creampie took place and by doing so , this produced a wicked case of a slimy snail trail sensation
by Phatcock11 December 11, 2018
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Snail

One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 27, 2018
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snail friend

a snail friend is a person who's really hot and adorable and you cherish a lot. they're really extremely attractive and your little heart probably cannot handle all that's going on. a snail friend isn't a person you'd friendzone.
Naya: lynn is so hot. she's my snail friend.
by karma942 February 12, 2019
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Snailbaker

The kid who has discalcula and is bad at video games
Damn nigga this nerd 's last name is snailbaker
by Mr.Kaylor March 14, 2019
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Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.
Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019
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Snail

Fucking worst possible thing to exist
Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.
by PaganDwarf April 7, 2019
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