A Walking Snail

Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her

Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.

by Moztashio June 25, 2022

Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

by shrekslodge March 20, 2020

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod April 06, 2014

Snail Slime

to leave a trail of cum on ones chest

Breh i left Snail Slime on her chest last night. Fackin BOSS

by CackBoss January 28, 2011

Double flap snail

When someone slaps your arm twice (one with each hand) and then proceeds to snail (slide their hand under your arm) your arm, and then say double flap snail

Woah, that was one good double flap snail. ~S. Brown

by Middle breek brazy October 05, 2017

Batty Snail

A Batty Snail is a type of person that is an apsolute idiot when it comes to any general thing, they are usually relatively dumb and think they are smart when they are the opposite.

'oi bruv you're a batty snail'

by January 31, 2021

chimdale snail trail

When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.

Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.

by inyoendo February 01, 2025