dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

smuckers

a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly

i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today

by Julya Marie September 7, 2009

smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.

Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"

by Black@Heart March 17, 2010

Snickerpuss

Someone who is a right little bitch and whines at everything, usually kills the mood and over-reacts at jokes by sulking and throwing tantrums. Most snickerpusses will get even worse when you call them a snickerpuss. Mostly girls or feminine males.

Boy 1: You guys are so mean to me all the time and i just let you. I can't help it if i'm a nice guy! It hurts me on the inside.
Boy 2: Brenno, stop being such a snickerpuss.

by nobodyofconsequence September 20, 2011

Shicker

v. The act of snickering and shitting your pants at the same time.

Due to my irritable bowel syndrome, Dave's humorous comment made me shicker.

by Wadsworth09 June 7, 2011

smackertits

A word that is often used to describe somone who has overwhelmingly gigantic titties (male or female)

Hey, YOURE A SMACKERTITS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004

mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006