Smack Faily

someone who fails at getting laid. its not a nickname, its an insult

yea, i was macking on this bitch, and i totally smack faily'ed it

by xxsaproxx October 28, 2010

smack mackin

When a pathetic wuss of a man gets dominated by a freaky bitch who's into that. Usually involves smacking and macking interchangeably.

Dave, what are all those bruises on your back?

Oh, the wife was in a foul mood last night, so I got some smack mackin. It was friggin' awesome

by Megaloman March 11, 2008

smacking balls

when you are so bored at home that smacking your own balls would be considered fun

Dude1: hey man what r u doing?
Dude2: nothing much bro just smacking balls
Dude1: that bored hey? come out tonight if you want

abbreviation: smackin balls

by Elselvor July 11, 2012

dope smack

A palm smack that is generally delivered to the head, not the face, used to get an individual's attention or indicate that they should rethink an action or statement.

Q has been playing Call of Duty for the past 13 hours. His girlfriend has just asked him, for the second time, if he wants to make a porno. Finally she dope smacks him in the back of the head, repeating her question. He promptly drops the controller and goes in search of the video camera

by c0pyl3ft September 4, 2011

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 4, 2009

danza smack

The beating of a woman's face by an erect wang chung. Named after Tony "charles in charge" Danza's porno film shananagins.

Young Douglas danza smacked a bitch who didn't swallow.

by Mathew Douglas February 23, 2004

hippie smack

Ketamine, called hippie smack because the vast amount of the squatting hippie population seem to have a 3-5 gram a day habit, like a junkie is hookes to smack

Anyone up for a line of hippie smack

by ftyfghjgufyt January 10, 2007