Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
Get the slit knit mug.The term that physicists use for preventing a man from having sex with a woman (i.e. "cockblocking"). Single slit interference refers to cockblocking just one guy, whereas double slit interference refers to cockblocking two different guys.
"I observed some single slit interference last night in the lab"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"
by physicist November 24, 2013
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Friend - You must have gave her the ol' slipyolk!
Friend - You must have gave her the ol' slipyolk!
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Get the Slimy Stuey mug.A small-framed, generally aesthetically unimpressive female who typically has little to offer in terms of charisma; essentially the opposite of a hauss.
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Andrew: "Yo Zach, should I ask out Cheryll? I feel like she's kinda cute."
Zach: "Jesus Christ, Andrew. You've got better things to spend your money on than that slitch."
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Cheryll: "Hey, Hart, I heard Zach called me a slitch, what the hell does that mean?"
Hart: "--Sorry what? I wasn't listening to you."
Andrew: "Yo Zach, should I ask out Cheryll? I feel like she's kinda cute."
Zach: "Jesus Christ, Andrew. You've got better things to spend your money on than that slitch."
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Cheryll: "Hey, Hart, I heard Zach called me a slitch, what the hell does that mean?"
Hart: "--Sorry what? I wasn't listening to you."
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Get the slimy handy mug.She you are about to fuck a chick but realize she isn't wet enough, and your feeling really kinky so you have her take a wet shit on your dick so you can therefore penetrate her vagina without it being to dry.
by Astud32 June 6, 2016
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