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sparkle season

Pittsburgh PA's way of denouncing Christ's birth and Christmas, in the name of political correctness. Proof that city officials have their heads up their asses!
It's CHRISTMAS, NOT sparkle season!

Pittsburgh's city officials didn't like Jesus so they changed the name of his birthday from Christmas to "sparkle season". God got so pissed when they did this, he ordered thousands of it's citizens to leave the town... that they did! God then changed the name of Pittsburgh, to Pitsburgh, because he thought the town was the pits!
by Crumbfish December 12, 2003
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Bulking Season

The season in which someone eats lots of food in an attempt to gain weight and thereby increase their muscle mass
1: Dude, it's bulking season

2: Every season is bulking season.
by L3wis June 11, 2013
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cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.
Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."
by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010
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Season

A word to express to someone that you don't take any crap.
or
To have the same sense of the term "Go Hard" or "Go Ham" meaning to give the situation more than 100%
Did you hear what Shalayla just said to me? I was about to season her!

Oh HELL NAW! I'm about to season these hoes!
by MzMSU June 11, 2009
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seasoned

To be Beyond intoxicated but not drunk.
Im not Drunk, im seasoned
by VTforever April 30, 2007
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sexson

Someone who acts like a coward or a pansy.
Back information: When charging the mound on a pitch not even close to him, Richie Sexson threw his helmet at the pitcher and became the laughing stock of baseball. Baseball fans now use the term "sexson" when referring to a coward.

Mike: Hey Ken, want to go rock climbing this weekend?
Ken: Nah man, what if I fall and hurt myself!
Mike: You'll be fine. Quit acting like a sexson.
by Michael Kenneth May 11, 2008
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Hoodie season

Hoodie season is December in till the end of it and it’s a chance to take your boyfriend hoodie
by Ashley Ortiz December 9, 2019
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