Screw Canoe

A situation involving more than one person that is screwed from the start.

"I knew this was a screw canoe going down shit creek from the start"

by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014

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Screwed

When you dont study for a world geography test.

Im so fucking screwed I didnt study for this god damn fucking test

by TheBiggestDickHead123456 April 19, 2018

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Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

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head with no screws

Crazy wackadoodle

I got a head with no screws in it!!!!!!!

by Fraulo Swallow July 6, 2023

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screw out

I dont know, it just sounds nice

screw out this on your cockpit

by ecolecko January 25, 2018

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screw

if your fucking someone or something that holds another thing together

a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
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a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat

by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018

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