simple plan

I love Simple Plan. Most people think they write about they're own life when they don't. Simple Plan writes for their fans. Many children have fathers that want them to grow up and do whatever they want them to do, and if they do differently the fathers become upset, that is what the song "Perfect" is about. Nobody in Simple Plan are mad at their fathers. One of Simple Plan's friends were killed in a car accident by a drunk driver, that was what the song "Untitled" (How Could This Happen To Me) was about. I think they are a great band and are given to much grief by people that don't like them. What I don't understand is, if you don't like them then why are you typing about them? And I doubt Simple Plan gives a crap about what you think of them. I won't curse people that don't like them, that is their opinion, I disagree with it, but that is their opinion. Anyway, Simple Plan is a great band that donate to a lot of charitble events, and they do not complain about their lives at all. I wouldn't call them punk or rock, Simple Plan classifies themselves a great band.

Friend: Have you heard that Untitled song by Simple Plan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Friend: All Simple Plan wants to do is complain.
Me: What are you talking about? That song isn't about them.
Friend: Yeah right, Then what's it about?
Me: Simple Plan wrote that song because one of their friends died in a car accident with a drunk driver. Have you even seen the music video?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, well maybe you should, why don't you find out a little about them before you make quick judgemental comments. You jerk!
Friend: Wow I feel like crap.
Me: Yeah well maybe you should.

by Jennifer DeV. April 27, 2007

Simple Plan

The best band ever! I love them and i'm obsessed with them and they're my most favorite band ever! They rocked in the Noise To The World Tour 2005, along with Good Charlotte, and Relient K as a guest (Even though i dont really know any Relient K songs.) I saw them in concert in Indanapolis at the Pepsi Coliseum on May 8, 2005 (Mother's Day)

Simple Plan is the best band in the whole world.

by Chase June 3, 2005

simple folk

A euphemism for sheeple.

Hey, Marv, these TV sets are defective. See if you can sell them to some simple folk.

by knowledgedropper October 28, 2013

Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

Simple Math

Adj.
Inexpensiveness; Cheap; Not high in price.

DISCLAIMER:
If you, perhaps, believe this is phrase to be racist, you have no right to criticize or vote poorly. This phrase is not intended to be racist and should not be treat as such.
Furthermore, white power!

White guy: Oy, this shirt is fucking cheap.

Black, homeless, math illiterate guy: Yeah, dawg! Five dollars, dat shit simple math.

by Rob_mc October 20, 2009

smaple

Blowjob. With maple syrup dressing.
Can only be used to address women.

-Smaple me, bitch!
-stfu and smaple me!

by Durian November 13, 2004

Simple Plan

A great five person band; lead vocals: Pierre Bouvier, Guitar: Sebastien Lebouveve(or i dunno how to spell it)and Jeff Stinco, Bass:David Desrosiers, Drums: Chuck Comeau. they have two CDs; No pads, no helmets...just balls, and Still not getting any. Lots of great songs: most popular (which arnt better than the others) are shut up, im just a kid, perfect,welcome to my life.

You know the bass player in simple plan? David Desrosiers? oooooooooohhhhhh man he is soooo sexy.

by Muchacha May 13, 2005