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Stroke Woman

1. A woman who had a horrible disfiguring stroke and miraculously recoveres only to find that she has gained amazing stroke powers!!!!
2. Someone who basically has a stroke and acts specially enhanced by their stroke.
3. Person who has a skirt of wonder and relatively Amishosity and various other powers.
4. Yolanda Vasquez
Stroke woman just stole my bike to ride to the Amish convention!
by Alice can eat you March 1, 2008
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Strokefaced

Strokeface occurs when binge drinking and achieving a drunken status into well past the level of blackout.

Can occur between 12+ to 15+ alcoholic drinks, depending upon weight, size, and tolerance.

Strokeface characteristics entail, the slur of speech, yelling, destruction of other people's things, and even your own things, sloppiness, temporary facial and eye droop, inappropriate aggressiveness towards women, starting and loosing a fight, possibly disregarding law enforcement/police in a disrespectful fashion with no regard for embarrassment.
From playing 26 games of beerpong in 3 hours, I strokefaced onto the beer pong table, knocking everything over.

My strokeface was on so hard last night and I broke that!



Yo, I got so strokefaced last night that I took my shirt off at the bar and swung it around my head.


Dude, You were so strokefaced last night that your face reminded me of the incredible hulk.
by stroke face killa October 26, 2008
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Shronkeh

Shronkeh (n) Unusual endangered species, usually known for its body of a monkey and tail of a shrimp.
Shronkehs have the tendency of being annoying with their rawrfulness!

:<-----KiL! (HAHA)
KiLs come with every set of Rawrs : (see?)
Shronkehs live in the dungeons of FONland. (search FONland)
Bleoughreh beh!
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Usually tall and thin with big curly hair (sometimes sea green)
KiL= Rawr! :

Akh, you're such a Shronkeh.
Stop being a Shronkek.
AAH youre hair's so Shronkehish!!
by ^.^ EhMeGadz!!! December 17, 2008
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strokegasm

/strōk - ɡazəm/ verb
Particularly strong orgasm that causes reduced blood flow to the limbs and brain, often resulting in facial expressions resembling that of a stroke victim.
Gunther, in the throes of a strokegasm, tried to hide his contorted face behind a pillow.
by Dennis Gartman April 8, 2016
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Stroke n' Toke

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.
Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)
by groovy toads June 19, 2017
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stonkit

Quit acting stonkit.
by Poetq June 5, 2018
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Stonks

When a purchase is made but the value of the items being traded is completely different.
*At the store*

Cashier - "Ok, this bag of Doritos will be 12 emeralds please"

Me - "Stonks"
by honestly just bored June 27, 2019
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