S-story
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
Imagine you crush suddenly kisses you
You have been waiting months for this
You start making out you can feel his tong in your mouth suddenly you see he starts to lift your shirt and rips your cloths off suddenly u feel him slide into you you strart mo——-
by Idk.....,... December 08, 2020
An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:
~Where are you (all) going?
~Why are you going there?
and
~Where did you just come from?
The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.
John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
John: Did we forget anything?
Mike: I don't think so...
Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...
John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!
by Kannudo September 06, 2010
I'm in cheer
I grabbed my outfit, which I love wearing because it shows off my ass, and all the dudes think i'm like a forbidden because I haven't been a slut and had sex yet. Carla is always the first one dressed, it's easy to wear something tight when you've got A sized boobs. "I finally fit into the DD bra Kristy gave me!" ( Kristy is R's sister) I went over to look. Yup, Roxie had the biggest set of tits in the whole school, besides the fat ass hockey coach, HE must've had DD man boobs. first bra, C of course, then panties, Then crop top and mini skirt. I shimmied into it and brushed my hair, it was curly and went to my waist.
We got to the field and saw a few cheerleaders already there and then one of them told me someone was looking for me. Jason . He was SO CUTE. I walked over to where the football players were and they all started hooting and whistling when I walked up, Which is a nice feeling. " I was told that Jason needed to talk to me." Then came all the OOOOOO's from the dudes. He jumped down the bleachers and stood next to me. Then he said Hi, slipped me a piece of paper and walked back to the guys and I walked back to the girls. "Ooh what's it say?"
They knew I liked him. "Start practicing your pyramids girls!" I yelled"Okay let's see!" I opened it we all looked at each other and they started jumping up and down from joy. I was shocked. It said:
ᗪEᗩᖇ ᗷᖇIᗩᑎᑎᗩ,
ᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ 9:00 ᑭᗰ TOᑎIGᕼT. ᑌᑎᗪEᖇ TᕼE ᗷᒪEᗩᑕᕼEᖇS
ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᗯEᗩᖇ ᑎOT ᑎEᑕESSᗩᖇY ;)
ᒪOᐯE ᒍᗩSOᑎ <3
I grabbed my outfit, which I love wearing because it shows off my ass, and all the dudes think i'm like a forbidden because I haven't been a slut and had sex yet. Carla is always the first one dressed, it's easy to wear something tight when you've got A sized boobs. "I finally fit into the DD bra Kristy gave me!" ( Kristy is R's sister) I went over to look. Yup, Roxie had the biggest set of tits in the whole school, besides the fat ass hockey coach, HE must've had DD man boobs. first bra, C of course, then panties, Then crop top and mini skirt. I shimmied into it and brushed my hair, it was curly and went to my waist.
We got to the field and saw a few cheerleaders already there and then one of them told me someone was looking for me. Jason . He was SO CUTE. I walked over to where the football players were and they all started hooting and whistling when I walked up, Which is a nice feeling. " I was told that Jason needed to talk to me." Then came all the OOOOOO's from the dudes. He jumped down the bleachers and stood next to me. Then he said Hi, slipped me a piece of paper and walked back to the guys and I walked back to the girls. "Ooh what's it say?"
They knew I liked him. "Start practicing your pyramids girls!" I yelled"Okay let's see!" I opened it we all looked at each other and they started jumping up and down from joy. I was shocked. It said:
ᗪEᗩᖇ ᗷᖇIᗩᑎᑎᗩ,
ᗰE ᗩᑎᗪ YOᑌ 9:00 ᑭᗰ TOᑎIGᕼT. ᑌᑎᗪEᖇ TᕼE ᗷᒪEᗩᑕᕼEᖇS
ᑌᑎᗪEᖇᗯEᗩᖇ ᑎOT ᑎEᑕESSᗩᖇY ;)
ᒪOᐯE ᒍᗩSOᑎ <3
by Qsefthuko123!@# December 04, 2019
One night i was jerking of to porn when my step-mom came in. She was about to yell for my dad but i shove my "8" inch dick in her mouth and she was deep-throating that shit hella good. Then i started to feel my cum rushing up and came all in her mouth and she licked it clean.
soon after she was naked and and thrusted my dick in so hard that her veins started to pop out. moaning so loud, "shush dads gonna hear u" i whispered but she didnt care.
soon after she was naked and and thrusted my dick in so hard that her veins started to pop out. moaning so loud, "shush dads gonna hear u" i whispered but she didnt care.
and that my friends is my sex story
by sexbaby March 12, 2021
1 i like story of undertale - *gets shot in the head
2 bob: dude stop being a story of undertale and get over here
2 bob: dude stop being a story of undertale and get over here
by PikaboyMOD February 05, 2022
A story to make you horny so here we go. Enjoy ;) (Best experience for girls if you sperad your legs and keep em like that ;D )
Amy was walking down the street at night after a long day at work. All of a sudden 3 men grabbed her and dragged her into a van. Amy was then knocked out cold. When she woke up, she realized that she was in a kitchen, chained to the counters with her legs spread and arms open wide. She also came to the horrifying realization that she was naked and gagged. 2 of the men that kidnapped her then came in the room all naked as well. Amy was afraid of them because they seemed powerful compared to her immobile defenseless body. Suddenly one of then started to remove the gag and Amy thought she was in the clear until they stuck their dick in her mouth and Amy could only deepthroat it. Then her second captor stuck their dick in her pussy and as Amy tried to moan, she almost chocked on her other captors dick. By now Amy was not afraid but rather feeling horny and slutty. Au- aughhhh~ Amy moaned. Her captors must have gotten horny too because the guy that was deepthroating her stopped and ran upstairs to who knows where, leaving her alone with her other captor. Amy moaned as her other captor kept going. "Oh you like that, don't you?" he said and he then started pounding her so hard Amy had a cum erruption. That was a sex story.
by Hi there horny person. December 03, 2021
The act of pulling out the porn just before sleeping and having a wank before passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.
Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"
by Ngoc8r February 10, 2007