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Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
by troyelove May 17, 2016
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Shart

A fart that spews shit into your pants.
Jeffrey did you just fart. No it was a shart cause theres some shit mixed in. Tottaly Radical!
by blackman123 January 22, 2007
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shart

the act of going to fart just a little
when all of a sudden a little bit of
diareah comes out.therefor you have sharted in your pants or wherever you are.this is not a good thing to
do because it does not smell too good.
i went to toss his salad but when i was taking off my clothes,i sharted and IT went everywhere!
by watts..lovee January 10, 2008
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Shart

AKA: Shit-Farts
While straining to push out a doozie of a fart, you accidently shit you're pants. Can also happen unexpectedly when attempting a silent but deadly hot fart.Reprocussions: 1.)May just leave a small skid mark or 2.) May ruin you're Wedding Dress. Sharts may prelude to a night of drinking warm Coronas.
ex 1.)I accidently shart my pants in line waiting for my Big Mac.
ex 2.) We all heard the fart, and the look on her face made it evident she had just shart her pants. A quick look in the undies confirmed the fact, and new undies were called in.
ex 3.)I had to shower after that shart.
by Juliagoolia September 15, 2005
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starting at

A term evil-minded sellers use to make you believe in a fake price. In reality the price is always much higher and only very few, if any, products actually have this price.
Buy Windows 7 now! Starting at 70€! (Actual price 100€)
by Locercus April 22, 2014
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Startitis

Startitis: noun - Repeatedly starting new projects while still having multiple uncompleted projects.
Melanie is plagued by startitis. She frequently starts knitting something new rather than finish her other incomplete projects.
by Fiber Fanatic January 8, 2015
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startreader

Startreader : that which treads through or upon the stars or he whom treads upon or through the stars.
Def 2: an awesome video gamer with best gamertag ever!
Def 1 : As the startreader traveled by our galaxy, the heavens screamed in pain.
Def 2: Damn, bruh, that startreader dude keeps kicking my bottom in the crucible.
by StarTreader November 30, 2015
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