national booty shorts day

August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.

Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit

by Mr steak your chick August 14, 2021

soroskimo

A mixture of the commonly heard sorostitute and eskimo. For those of those who don't know, a sorostitute is a trashy sorority girl with a bad outfit including but not limited to leggings, orange makeup and useless messenger bags with useless glittery sorority letters on them. They also have the constant 'walk of shame' look on their faces due to their nightly sleeping arrangements.

The eskimo part of this word comes from the pink or otherwise disturbing colored Ugg boots (normally with pom poms attached) worn from October to April generally in the Midwest... because you never know when you'll spend the night outside in the 40 degree weather.

That stupid soroskimo has ugly pink pom poms on her boots along with a pink cell phone to match.

by Jay Doe December 12, 2008

shortstop

A defecation in the front portion of the toilet bowl so that when flushed, the water is unable to push the feces down the toilet. For a male to execute, the penis and testicles must be placed in front of the seat while defecating.

After a crazy party at his house John went to use the restroom, only to find that someone had left a shortstop in his toilet.

by Phylliss February 25, 2008

faggoty white shorts

A style of clothing particularly associated with that of the girls rugby team of Maryville, Tennessee.

Coach: "Take a second to look over there at those girls in their faggoty white shorts."
Team: "They sure are faggoty!"
All together: "Hahaha"

by A Fly-half September 7, 2008

Softside

An individual whom is acting like a bitch, or baby or has to constantly wuss out of situations. Similar in nature to a moody, or grumpy asshole mood, but also can take many forms.

"Yo bro where were you last night?"
"Yo I was tired. I bailed"
"Softside"

"Yo can I have one of your beers?"
"Nah"
"Softside"

"You bro can I grab a ride with you guys?"
"Nah man get your own ride you bum"
"Softside"

by Jackotobacco January 21, 2019

wood sores

the serious consequences of being poor white trash, (usually a roman catholic family of 10 kids or more) having to remove splinters,caused from making a worn out couch your bed for two or more years, from the lower back or even the taint region.

After being molested by the couch, i had wood sores for 3 weeks.

by cut throat committee December 13, 2008

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004