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Snot knocker

by ccm f dr hvgjnbmvfhgbmnvc January 2, 2022
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Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014
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Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 29, 2020
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Cow Snot

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"
by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017
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Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.
Wow rob gave me a great snot job
by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024
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Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022
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fuller than snot

Your tummy is crazy full and you can't fit any more food in
Alli was fuller than snot after eating at Olive Garden
by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018
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