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snot lol

when you laugh through your nose and snot comes out.

People usually try to cover it up but everyones can see and hear a snot lol.....
*dude...did you just snot lol at my joke?*
by Jazbob January 16, 2011
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Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.
After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.
by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022
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Snot-corn

Corn that went up your windpipe, and went back into your mouth or out your nose.

You can still eat it even though it was in your nose
Wow that was one big snot-corn I swallowed
by Baoislemmjng September 27, 2024
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snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.
"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"
by JayDIck July 1, 2024
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Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.
Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!
by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011
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snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole
Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore
by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017
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snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."
by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008
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