snatch processing

noun, derived from batch processing

the simultaneous processing, fondling, and/or penetration of multiple snatches on your down time.

dave: it turns out nick was right to go after those nerdy bi girls at the bar.
randy: oh really?
dave: yeah. it turns out he got to do some snatch processing with all three of them later that night.

by McCloud! April 1, 2010

Snatch

Vulgar term for the female vagina. A cock's best friend and second only to the asshole. A woman's tight snatch is the most precious gift on this earth. Snatch grips and jerks off dicks hence the term "snatch". Snatch by nature's design is to "grab" our meat and "take" our semen for reproduction.

Damn! Amanda snuck into my bed last night and let me fuck her tight snatch!

by HornyPornoAddict May 28, 2023

Snatch Puppet

Another word for a man's penis.

i.e.cock,rod,dong,man meat,weiner,dick

"Look at the size of his snatch puppet" Said Sally

by Mr. One Three February 10, 2007

snitchin

to tell others of your illicit activities, such as police

I thought that was my boy until he started snitchin, now he's 6 feet under and still bitchin.

by Wodie October 12, 2002

skitching

(1) the act of being pulled by a vehicle (car, truck, tractor, etc.) while either riding on a skateboard, skates, bicycle, handcart, etc.

(2) the act of being dragged from the rear bumper of a vehicle during winter months when there is a lot of snow present. Children do this by waiting at stop signs to grab onto unsuspecting cars while they stop and being dragged while sliding their feet on the snow.

So, I slammed on my breaks when I saw the kid skitching on my bumper and he slid right under the car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

Snatch Repellent

A supposed friend, or wingman that causes distaste, aversion, or the authoritative driving away of potential snatch in a social setting. A cockblocker of the highest magnitude. An artisan, craftsperson or specialist in cock blockery, unrivaled in his finely honed craft of vaginal repulsion. Usually capable of providing an unproductive bearded clam hunt within one hundred feet of his amplitude.

"Wow, we might as well be fags with William here... our bearded clam hunt is fucked for the night!"

"No shit man, that guy has his snatch repellent game on big time!

by musicguy4fun March 10, 2010

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010