seth sharp

A small idiot who wants a boyfriend

Seth sharp is dumb

by Cheetah October 2, 2017

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

Greg Scarpa

Notorious, despicable, disgusting Brooklyn mob rat (deceased). A longtime beefer, squealed to the fuzz for decades (fcking snitch). Before he died from a bad load in the 90s, was a secret flambey (who used to pound his pissboy, some goof named mazza).

Thank God there ain't no more Greg Scarpas running around.
You kidding me? They're all in Congress!

by DocDizzle April 19, 2019

c-sharps

Charlie Puth stans are called "c-sharps" because c-sharp is a his favourite musical note.

c-sharps have to be the most sway fandom.
c-sharps outsold.

by notlenore March 29, 2022

Pull a Sarper

Leaving a new job in the middle of the day due to extreme stress or not being happy with the job environment.

You have all intentions of doing the job but after a few hours you realize it is just not for you.

I stepped inside and saw the sad faces on the employees, the dingy walls and no toilet paper on the bathroom. I knew that I wasn't going to last long at this place, so at lunch time I stepped out and pull a Sarper.

It was my first day at work and had my first all hands meeting. Five minutes into the meeting the CEO started screaming at the sales people about not closing sales. Everyone was scared shitless of this guy, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and pull a Sarper

by JangoMail October 7, 2009

Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

huff a sharpie

huff a sharpie or to huff a sharpie means to fuck off. it was coined by some internet users and people, but the most famous example is in the song "we've got your back (documented minor emotional breakdown #2)" by indie pop band los campesinos!

person a: "dude, i've had enough. either stop acting stupid or go huff a sharpie !"
person b: "okay, i guess...."

by no, i think i will February 1, 2021