by TheSimeon June 20, 2021
When a man picks his partner up by her eye sockets, by sticking his middle and index fingers into her eyes, then penetrates her arse with his penis and lets her fall onto the floor, hopefully cracking her head open in the process. Often used in snuff movies
by Dave Sex Pest October 30, 2013
When you pull your penis as far back between your butt cheeks(chicken in the rough), and put it against a window to surprise someone
by Joe cock February 22, 2017
A slam boi is a person that really likes the genre slamming brutal death metal or slam. They are usually very obnoxious about their music taste and how much they think it is “better than Yours”. A slam boi usually wears cargo shorts, and thick dc shoes. It is also not uncommon that a slam boi skates. A slam boi practices his complete shit gurgle frog pig squeals in his bedroom at 3 am.
by Some gay kid June 09, 2020
1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"
3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
by Smellins March 14, 2013
John: "Tom I did the gran slam on your granny last night. I was pretty wasted. Sorry man."
Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
Tom: " That is Fucked up. Now I have to do the San Francisco bird feeder on your mom."
by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017
Any collision or energetic snafu involving two people and hard surface. Gets its name from the famed Subway sandwich.
by slamhamoriginator October 14, 2023