Angel Semen

This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.

I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.

by doctorjerkballs January 5, 2012

retarded semen syndrome

A rare off shoot from semen syndrome where the sufferer has in fact become mentally handicapped from sucking too much dick and swallowing loads of cum that comes from retarded people. these retarded people are in fact not as retarded as the cummee anymore, due to the volume of cum the cummee has swallowed and the levels of retardation the cummee has now obtained.

That dude has retarded semen syndrome
Wow what a spaz, i reckon he has retarded semen syndrome
Its rare that i see someone worse of than you mate, but that bloke over there, with retarded semen syndrome, hes fucked.

by honneamise October 23, 2018

semensucker

A way of calling another male someone gay. Inferring that they enjoy giving oral sex to another man. Another term that 12-14 year olds try to secure their masculinity.

Similar to: cumaholic juice chugger

You won't ask her out? Well, aren't you a little semensucker.

by WeaselJeff February 25, 2004

semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.

you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.

by m rose... December 28, 2007

semen seepage

the act of semen escaping from its intended destination. most commonly happens with condoms when u bust ur load and lose firmness. allowing for semen to seep from your happy hat. Another common ordeal is when u have a real vengeful trick that pokes holes in ur happy hats. ultimately resulting in a 9-month trip down the highway from hell that last for 18+ years.

1.fuck i hope that semen seepage that occured in that bitchs twat doesnt result in pregnancy.
2.Damn i shot my shit in that hoes ass their was semen seepage all up and down that bitchs back side.

by joe appenfeldt April 11, 2008

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

Semen Demon

The monster of shame that lurks within the darkest parts of you, urging you to release him.

Fred: Fuck me dude, the Semen Demon is getting really antsy!

by DickoMode27 June 8, 2019