Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

Root

A little gremlin with massive eyes, who is also known as a juliet. You can also use Rupert to describe her.

You’re such a root

by Alongside June 26, 2023

poppin roots

going to the barber and getting a
his hair took down and retwisted ,rebraided..etc

in lil wytes song he says "down town 'POPPIN ROOTS '"..he's saying after his heads right. he is able to go into public. he's using a common anxiety pill .washing it with alcohol because he is not just addicted to the 2 previously named control substances due to his crippling anxiety due to his low pay and hard life to become a better person In societies crippling ring of perpetual chaos.

by GadRabTHEGREATONE July 21, 2021

Chief's white root cream

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

by shittyinternet February 21, 2020

Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

Root Beer Throat

When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.

Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!

by PikminFan2000 April 27, 2024