pagun ritual

An "ungodly" display of firearms dat has been practiced for many generations.

During his drug-prices "negotiations" with Sal Luccione, Clarence Boddicker seemed largely unfazed by all of da assorted bang-sticks dat were pointed at him, indicating dat said mass display of firepower was merely a pagun ritual dat had played out in his life many times before.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

Rollin' with the Ritz

The top smoking game. You and your friends must take one car, get high, drive to a friends house and pretend your sober. Once your friends start to figure out you are high, you must make your escape. Drive to different houses and continue the game. If someone suspects anything, your escape must be as discreetly as possible. If you must leave before five minutes of arriving at the house, you loose 1 point. You gain only one point in the first thirty minutes. SEE HOW MANY POINTS YOU CAN SCORE!

"Dude, you wanna play Rollin' with the Ritz tonight?"
"OMG! I hear there's a party at Nate's... LET'S GO!"

by C.H.R.I.S.T.I.N.A. October 16, 2011

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off

Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual

by sploogele October 11, 2016

Eat At Rita's

The art of going down on a woman. Get after it like a watermelon eating contest.

No need for dinner. I'm going to take her home and eat at Rita's. Hope she likes it ears deep!

by Rita's biggest fan September 5, 2017

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

off my ritz

High as hell

“yooo I’m off my ritz rn”

“ yea lmao I was off my ritz last night”

by Cpbartwtylt13 February 15, 2018