john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

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pussy ready

when your pussy is shaven and ready for sex

Jacob- "my girlfriend i hope she's pussy ready"

Jessica- "omg my gf is coming over in 20 minutes hopefully i have enough time to get pussy ready"

by pussyking9669 March 9, 2021

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The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

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I-Ready

a cursed website from the depths of hell.

Kid 1:*Moans*my teacher wants me to do I-Ready
Kid 2: Salute!

by URMOMMY:D September 27, 2022

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I-ready

I-ready is something that melts ur brain,but teachers still use it.so im in high school they stopped it when i was in middle but i still remember yoop and plory and the sad voice and how it felt to play cat stacker but thats it

"damn we had to do i-ready today"jimmy says,"i think it melted my brain"

by hehheheehhe February 9, 2023

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