punk republican

An oxymoron. YOU CANT BE A CONSERVATIVE PUNK. Punk is about freedom, free expression, rebellion, and LIBERALISM. Not the pussified liberalism that was started by republicans in order to cast a bad light on us; the REAL liberalism, meaning that we put the right of people above all else.

Heywood Jablomi: Hey did you hear about Mike Hunt? He's a punk republican.

Mike Oxlong: Shut up dumb-ass, thats not fucking possible.

by lukkar June 30, 2008

republican

People who like to use their brains to:
1)Amass enormous sums of money.
2)Prevent democrats from developing legal ways of stealing it.

Intelligent life does indeed exist on Earth, as evidenced by republicans.

by smithbones March 22, 2008

Republicans

People who belong to the Republican party & political views are typically:

The Government's power should be be limited

Preserve individuals' rights & freedoms. The most common one, your right to bear arms

The power should always lie in the hands of the people. Through voting, petitions & elected officials. Remember no matter who is 'in charge' they only have power thanks to you & only as long as you say

By supporting big business you create new jobs for the masses. By lowering taxes they increase the business' budget allowing them to give their employees higher wages, hire new employees, or spend more on other things, which would all help the economy.

-on a side note, being republican & being conservative are not the same thing.

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
- What true Republicans should believe

by -Izy43 February 7, 2010

Republican

A once true conservative party that was made up of well-mannered, genteel, decent people that believed in a small government, total freedom of speech, an America that you could be what you wanted through hard work and determination, and opposition to slavery. Today, the majority are racist white Protestant assholes with money that get wealthy through shady business practices, watch Fox News, or common blue-collar workers with closed minds that still wave the American flag, love their guns, hate homosexuals, and are perfectly okay breaking their back working for pennies.

Barry Goldwater was an example of a true Republican!

Republican

by waspcoloredstain July 20, 2013

republicans

Not related to the political party, they are a race of walrus people who constantly bicker and war with the the Democrats, (also no relation) a race of lobster people over control of the planet America (You got it, no relation) Both insisting they could do a better job, despite the fact they stand for the SAME FREAKING THINGS

yes, it's social commentary... written after being awake for 30 hours straight. Oh,republicans smeel of cheese

by Eddie O October 29, 2005

Republicanary

A Republican who is forced into into taking a position that does not jibe with popular Republican views, thus risking his or her political career.

The Republican governor of Arizona forced her lieutenant governor into the role of republicanary by making him speak out against a new law banning residents with darker-pigmented skin from voting.

by sactoted September 6, 2010

Republican

Someone who does not use their brain.

Teacher: You did not get a single question right on this test.
Student: I am a republican.

by awesomeMB9 October 4, 2020