prison gay

a fallacious label exclusively used by self-professed "true" gays who are insecure that bis won't top their hairy masc ass or fuckboys with an empathy deficit who lurk on alt-right/incel corners of the internet.

he's a lonely bisexual, therefore I deem him prison gay and rightfully so; i am the holy gatekeeper of homosexuality.

by owned_by_conde_naste October 31, 2019

Prison Chowline Incident

1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.

2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.

The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.

Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."

by TeeJayEmm September 22, 2008

Prisoner-Bird

A fat dykey bird who looks like she is from or should be in, prisoner cell block H.

Here comes that fuckin fat prisoner bird Sharon Rennie!!

by Minger Magnet April 15, 2003

prison bitch

A complaint regarding the justice and/or prison system.

I filed prison bitch after prison bitch, and they still would not execute the rapist.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Prisonies

Trump’s convicted cronies who escaped imprisonment because they were pardoned by him as a quid pro quo for helping him rise to the highest office in the land with some collusion with Russia.

Guesstimate how many prisonies would be free on 1/20, 2021, when the Liar-in-Chief leaves (or is escorted out of) the White House.

by MathPlus December 27, 2020

Prison Gay

A deceptive variety of gay man, who has the appearance of a very macho, straight man, but is indeed, very very gay.

Marked by flat tops, jorts, combat boots, and steroid use; overly manicured goatee's are also common.

They enjoy working out, motorcylces, Ultimate fighting, Oprah, and dancing.

Dude the guy on the cover of that Body Builder Magazine, is totally prison gay.

by T_Volt44 August 5, 2008

Federal Prison

The stage of initiation where a baby nigglet becomes a full-grown nigger.

Black dude : Yo dawg, you just got freed from federal prison!
18-year-old Black dude : Yeh dawg, I'm one of you now.

by NickWilde October 28, 2016