poon

'Poon'- is now commonly used an umbrella term for the female reproductive organ, the vagina. Yet the origins of 'poon' lie in the Welsh valleys. 'Poon' a Welsh word which when translated means 'sheep's vagina'. It was common place for many, often drunken, Welsh Sheppards to find comfort and relief in the form the form of poon.

Dave "Rhodri you must remember the three laws of poon:

1. Poon is poon
2. All poon is good
3. Let's get shots"

Gerindt "Boyo that poon wasn't half moist, pass the savlon"

by D.Goodwin August 13, 2010

poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.

"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"

by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006

de ja poon

when you fuck the same poon for the second time.

I got Mary for some de ja poon last night!

by kevin sly July 14, 2006

poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt

Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!

by Matt July 20, 2004

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 13, 2005

poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

by Teddy November 3, 2003

poon duty

N. Questing for Poon;

Derived from Poon, but is focused on getting Poon.

Yo' Larry, you wanna hang out?

Na man, I'm on Poon Duty.

Hellz yea!

by Tony March 7, 2005