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poonanigans 

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.
"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"
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poonanipanini 

When your girl clenches your junk between her labia, post-coitus.
She kept me in a poonanipanini for at least two minutes after she climaxed.
poonanipanini by Flame2Lust January 19, 2008
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punanigans 

A cross between Punani and Shenanigans. Can either be illicit sexual escapades or regular sexual escapades, involving shenanigans and at least one (1) punani .
After a wild party, Ryan got into some punanigans with Rachel.
punanigans by sonofsligo317 October 25, 2006

Podnanigans 

Describe silly, goofy things podster do when they are in the coziness of the pod and love.
They are doing their podnanigans. I am so jealous, I wish I had a pod.
Podnanigans by Pod HL June 11, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026