In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016
Get the As pissed as a newtmug. I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011
Get the Panther Pissmug. by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019
Get the Piss boymug. {Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weaselmug. Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.
by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017
Get the Piss Dawgsmug. by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
Get the Piss Slappedmug. by Shaniqua988 March 1, 2009
Get the pissed as shitmug.