As pissed as a newt

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016

Panther Piss

Australian slang for WD-40

I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !

by Chewy the Wookie December 19, 2011

Piss boy

Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy

John: “fuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: “what how”
John: “you know why”

by Uwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu October 25, 2019

Piss Dawgs

When you piss your pants like a man instead of taking them off like a baby back bitch.

Did you hear about Big Cat and PFT? Yeah they just pissed their pants like it was nothing in a game called Piss Dawgs. They're such football guy guys.

by Daddysdaddy69 January 24, 2017

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

piss shit

When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.

OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.

by cmts October 2, 2009

piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.

{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.

by Telephony May 10, 2016