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Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.
by TecKrieger August 12, 2012
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Phone cupping

1. The act of shielding your mobile device while viewing inappropriate material amongst potential onlookers.
2. Tying two aluminum soup cans together and conversing with another unsocial degenerate.
Phone cupping is a must when viewing porn in public.
by Forty-miners June 19, 2013
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celluar phone

"Sell you our phone" - An apt mispronunciation or misspelling of cellular phone.
We'll celluar phone for cheap and you'll pay through the nose for service.
by Snezzy December 27, 2011
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Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.
I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.
by Synon July 12, 2011
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booty phone

A phone purchased in secrecy from a carrier other than the one your gf or wife knows about. Used specifically for booty calls. A number you can give out freely without fear of getting caught.
Last night I took a shower and my gf read my text. I gotta get a booty phone!

I got to work Monday and had four voicemails on the booty phone.
by 33000 October 11, 2011
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Phone stroker

An individual who is totally absorbed in using or playing with their touch screen phone or other device, typically in the middle of a crowded sidewalk, aisle, or in traffic, and completely oblivious to what's going on around them.
Q: Did you see that girl nearly get run over by that car?
A: Yeah. Another phone stroker nearly bites the dust.
by roadkyll October 13, 2011
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Buxton's Phone

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.
Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".
by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011
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