Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013

Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.

Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.

by Anti_You January 2, 2017

carrot person

TRUMPEDY MCTRUMP LORD OF THE TRUMP CARROT PEOPLE

I CANT BELIEVE THAT CARROT PERSON WON

by BANANATRUMP November 6, 2017

Fake Person

someone who leaves you when they are around someone more popular than yourself, they talk behind your back then act like they never did it. just to sum it up don't be friends with them

Person 1: so i heard you were talking sh*t
Person 2(Fake Person): No WhaT dO YOu meAn?

by Reeces puffqwuobdkb January 29, 2020

Woodworky-person

A person who does woodwork or works with wood

The guy who built the trogien horse is a very talented woodworky-person

by Thepresidentsteve January 28, 2022

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

a_pers3n.staria

A bitch boy who worships Asta and thinks Black Clover is the best thing ever created

Hi I'm a_pers3n.staria I like mid Clover and everything I say is wrong

by GERALD IS MID March 20, 2022