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Extended hook penis

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.
Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.
by Mclovin6969696969696969696969 November 13, 2021
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Back To Paris

Going Back to Paris or Pulling a Back To Paris is the idea of making a major mistake in either a Hitman or Hitman Trilogy speedrun. The expression was popularized by former speedrunner and world record holder for the Hitman Trilogy performed with Silent Assassin and Suit Only on Masters Difficulty, Brandon (Atrioc) Ewing.
"Man that snipe was so choppy I might be looking at a Back To Paris"
"I cant channel my inner Martin Lawrence from Bad Boys II right now or I'll be going Back To Paris"- Atrioc
by Cryonix January 7, 2022
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Penis

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Dick is penis
by OneFuckingMachete October 3, 2019
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last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/
While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!
by spacecowboy November 18, 2003
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penis jousting

When two men lower their pants to below their knees and then proceed to run at one another with an erect penis. A winner of this competition can be named when one of the competitors begins to bleed from the foreskin or begins to cry.
Ryan Secrest and Rosie O'Donnel went Penis Jousting but Rosie O'Donnel won because her penis is much larger.
by Ben Walker January 17, 2006
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Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
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6 inch penis

Considered by many to be the average size for a penis.
" Meh, he's average "

" At least I have a 6 inch penis "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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