Hootie Period (who-tee peer-ee-uhd) n. The time in which "country girls", exclusively date black men. These women typically experience this between the ages of 18 & 25 but have been known to do so well into their golden years. These tend to fluctuate sporadically, depending on the privilege & status levels of said "country girl". Not to be confused with the sexual move/position, in which a large black man deflowers a little woman whilst wearing a cowboy hat & ass-less chaps.
Billie Jo: "Didja see Mary Ann and her new Cowboy Troy yesterday? She getta bigger one ev'ry six months!"
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."
Laurel: "Oh, she jus goin' thru her Hootie Period. Ma'ma just ended hers after Tyreese was born."
by Victor Mateo Trench January 01, 2015
The stomach ache and subsequent bathroom incidents associated with being on, or being close to starting, your period. This can interfere with dates, meetings, and especially exercise. The connection between the uterus and bowels remains largely a mystery.
by shakalaka999 March 26, 2014
The time spent repeatedly observing one's image reflected from the inside bottom of a whiskey glass as one empties the contents. i.e., becoming intoxicated by imbibing a great deal of spirituous liquor.
Ben Franklin's decision to fly a kite in a thunderstorm, thus 'discovering' electricity likely followed an extended period of reflection.
After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
After last night's period of reflection, I found myself returning to consciousness in the middle of Central Park, naked. Which is odd, as I started out last night in Pittsburgh.
by TheBear! June 19, 2015
by megakool May 07, 2022
by Leah Larson October 12, 2015
by raybeez April 08, 2022
by JCT13 September 03, 2016