penis 

what you, my friends, do not have.

you lack a penis

penis by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019

penis 

A latin word of awesome man

Man that dude is a penis!

penis by ilikeeggyolks May 6, 2020

Penis 

Best friends who are named Alison and Cassie

look there is an incoming penis

Penis by samantha April 4, 2005

penis 

multiply it by 5 and thats whats in your mothers mouth.

knock on your parents room door. open wide, cum inside, its play school...

penis by bamzie November 4, 2003

Penis 

the male reproductive organ; it hangs out of your body and gets hard when it wants to shoot. Paul Tucci of Oceanside New York has a very small one, this is due to anabolic steroid use because hes so small. (his mom told me last night when i did her).

Paul Tucci's Penis : 0- - - >

Average Penis : 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >

Penis by Mike Melito August 3, 2007

penis 

something i slip to your mom
something that i have that is bigger than yours

i stuck my huge penis in your mom and she screamed with pleasure

penis by Anonymous October 10, 2003

penis 

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

penis by gary July 4, 2003