Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.

This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.

by Girthmiester March 1, 2025

Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.

That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.

by anonymous July 29, 2025

Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...

I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!

by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014

pecrophile

A person who suffers from Pecrophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to young dead children.
Its a combination of a necrophile and a pedophile.

you are such a pecrophile, fucking dead children... Smh

by 123anoos123 December 16, 2016

pedophilic ghost

A person who walks very quickly and quitly as they do pedophilic acts

Hello... is *muffeled screaming*
The next day they say to all there friends I got attacked by a pedophilic ghost, they were really quiet

by H.W.R February 27, 2017

pedophilia

Simply an over 16 years old person loves to have sexual intercourse with a "prepubescent" children, which is just before puberty.

Search:
hachishaku-hachiwa-keraku-meguri-igyou-kaikitan-episode-1-raw/

-Pewdiepie

It's a "pedophilia" hentai btw.

by Max.Br May 27, 2018

pedalphile

a person manually driving their car and causing traffic issues that would not exist if their vehicle was driving itself and coordinating with the other near by autonomous vehicles. Pedal-phile

He swerved toward to cars, just to see them react. What a pedalphile.

by RogerGu March 9, 2018