cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.

xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it

by someguy379 November 19, 2006

patch

mccallie senior! the most GHETTO FAB, fly brother i have ever known. he's definitely my hero forever and ever.

ya'll don't need an example...you just need to know that he's cool as hell!

by bestyouneverhad January 5, 2005

patchboi

n. (patch' - boy)

Someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but bitch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.

Patchboi - "This game suxors! It's always broken when I want to play! This is bullshit and I want a refund for my wasted hours!!!"

Forum Member - "Dood! STFU and go play something else you Patchboi asshole. No one cares about your bullshit here. Shit happens and life goes on .. so why don't you put the keyboard away and get some fucking sun you fat prick."

Patchboi - "Nevermind. Server is back up and I can log in again. I love this game it really roxors!!!!"

Forum Member - "Fucking idiot Patchboi!"

by Neuromancer April 24, 2006

snatch patch trimmer

Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.

A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.

by Miss sheets n giggles November 8, 2010

Dirty Pancho

Similar to the sex act referred to as the "Cosby Sweater", the "Dirty Pancho" is a sex act performed when one partner eats Taco Bell or another kind of Mexican food and shits on the receiving partner's chest/stomach area for the arousal of one or both parties.

"Dude, Maria ate some Chipotle and a few hours later gave me the best Dirty Pancho I've ever had."

"Luci gave me my first Dirty Pancho last night and I came so hard."

by alexinwunderland February 16, 2014

patch writing

A technique of writing an essay, blog contribution or research paper by cutting and pasting large chunks of source material and interspersing these with brief connective sentences. The end result is thus a grotesque patchwork of long quotations that reveals little or nothing of the named author's own thoughts or insights.

Source material may be referenced or, when plagiarized, either presented without citation or in a cosmetically reworded format.

Patch writing is very common amongst undergraduate students from Asian countries studying at Western universities either because they do not understand the subject very well or they believe that getting a good mark involves showing that they have "done research".

You failed this assignment because the task was to research and present your policy recommendations. Instead you simply went for patch writing by copying out large sections from the textbook.

by The Watcher On The Wall November 23, 2011

1.3 patch

The patch for Battlefield 2, a game by Digital Illusions CE, that completely ruined the game, opening great new possibilities of exploting/cheating and unleashing the entire new dimension of bugs and glitches.

"Holyshit, now it takes me 5 minutes to verify client data instead of 30 seconds and the game crashes to desktop every hour! And those Karkand hotel glitches keep killing me as I pass by... Guess I'll just go back to the lovely CS: Source now. Damn you, 1.3 patch! Damn you patch-making monkeys!"

by Wasder August 10, 2006